Post by Pouncing Tiger on Jun 28, 2012 20:21:56 GMT -5
As some of you may have guessed, Cliff Button, our Supreme Commander here at PTA has been MIA. It is surmised that he has been shot down over enemy territory while on a scouting mission.
While he has sent out a few communications, these have been brief and have not provided any insight into his situation. This appears to be an indication that he fears his transmissions are being monitored by enemy forces seeking to capture him.
Rest assured, a S.A.R. (Search and Rescue) mission is underway to locate and recover our fearless leader. We hope that soon he will be back among "friendlies". Stay tuned for updates.
Actually, I assumed something more sinister - maybe, since you seem to be 2IC, you snuck into his command shelter, slipped some absinthe into his evening cup of hot chocolate, and then, when he ran off into the forest, stark naked, shouting about winged green elephants dancing around him, you took control...
OK, I'll go back to the padded-room now...
Last Edit: Jun 30, 2012 9:10:08 GMT -5 by alloydog